1. The protagonist: A gawky, 15-year old girl
2. Surprise, you’re a princess!
3. Anne Hathaway being bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious
4. Country Running 101
5. Julie Andrews being adorable
6. Then we have this obnoxious she-demon being an obnoxious she-demon
7. Getting the hang of it
8. Chris Pine is in the sequel!
It’s a great storyline with a wonderful message, brought to life by a talented cast. If you haven’t seen this movie (and decided to still read this, despite the spoiler alert above), two things: FIRST, have you been living under rock? and second, I strongly urge you to watch it right after you read the rest of our articles for today.